I am definitely fucked up at work rn. I am not in my body and I’m scared.
Ew you’re disgusting. Like nah.
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
"I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good."
does anyone else have those people that you’re friends with but you don’t know why and they annoy the fuck out of you
how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz