I am definitely fucked up at work rn. I am not in my body and I’m scared.

Ew you’re disgusting. Like nah.

Ripped.

vodkacupcakes:

vndercontrol:

bahamvt:

Khaleesi <3

Crying

oh my god

(via shlutttt)

Timestamp: 1406602761

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via shlutttt)

relahvant:

does anyone else have those people that you’re friends with but you don’t know why and they annoy the fuck out of you

(via orgasm)

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via shlutttt)

“I think the reason why you understand someone’s pain is because you’re someone who has experienced the same kind of pain”

(Source: shouwa, via shlutttt)

Timestamp: 1406602661